come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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