What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Shame - the story of my life.
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