Well douche your snatch and let's go!
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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