He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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