i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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