But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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