Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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