Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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