I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Come see our sink grown plant.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Randomize
