he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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