Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i think i have herpe
just one?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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