is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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