Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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