The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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