I'll bet she douches with gravy.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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