I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
