We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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