i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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