What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Randomize
