normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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