Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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