I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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