but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Randomize
