Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"

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(937): View more from Ohio

i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.

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(303): View more from Colorado

At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.

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At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits

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(520): View more from Arizona

They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"

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(714): View more from California

I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.

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(260): View more from Indiana

How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?

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