You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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