i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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