Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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