so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
