Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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