i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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