i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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