Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
A bitchslap is in order.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
try to milk me bitch
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