just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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