Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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