I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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