he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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