I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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