Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
A bitchslap is in order.
dude. I can hear the air.
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