Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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