I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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