THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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