Whod you bang
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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