the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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