I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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