I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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