I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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