You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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