shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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