yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
My pussy is not your playground.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Randomize
