i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I think your dad took our porno
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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