Porn is love you can see.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
How does it feel to date your dad?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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