Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
