You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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