Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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