oh god the rape fog is back!
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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